早起是一件挺痛苦的事情，但是如果你懂得一些幽默的句子或者短句英文，或许可以让这个过程变得轻松一些。

比如说：

1. 'I love the smell of fresh coffee in the morning. It's the smell of victory.'

2. 'I woke up this morning and realized I don't have what it takes to sit through another meeting. So, I went back to bed.'

3. 'I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person.'

4. 'I don't wake up early to exercise. I wake up early to make sure no one else gets the good coffee.'

5. 'I don't need an alarm clock. My kids waking up at 6am is enough.'

6. 'I'm not sure if I'm awake yet, or if this is just a really realistic dream.'

7. 'I don't always wake up early, but when I do, it's because I have to catch a flight.'

8. 'I'm not a morning person. I'm a 'let me sleep for just 10 more minutes' person.'

9. 'I woke up early this morning and felt so energized... that I went back to bed for another hour.'

10. 'I don't understand why people wake up early to watch the sunrise. It's just going to happen again tomorrow.'