平安夜快到了，来一发搞笑的英语说说：

1. What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate clauses!

2. Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low 'elf' esteem!

3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

4. Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was looking for some holiday spirit!

5. Why did Santa go to college for music? So he could improve his 'wrap' skills!

6. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!

7. Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve? He was parked in a snow parking zone!

8. Why did the snowman refuse to go to the beach? He was afraid he would melt!

9. What do you call Santa's helpers when they're singing? Christmas car-elfs!

10. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy!